A dangerous new virus
is being distributed electronically.
It is called the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK).
You can get WORK from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it.
The virus will wipe out your private life.
If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes.
- Purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)
- Purchase Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
They're available at your local Liquor store. Take repeatedly until
WORK has been completely eliminated.
Forward this warning to five friends. If you don't have five friends,
you're infected with WORK and it is controlling your life
